After my first three days in Bangkok, I was blowing asian farts so often that I ran out of clean underwear
by undiesj October 12, 2011
Get the Asian Fart mug.A tag game where instead of tagging someone, you fart on them. That makes them "it." Then that person tries to fart on someone else.
by Stefonfan April 5, 2015
Get the Fart tag mug.A specific type of proverbial ice, or social barrier, specifically relevant to intimate relationships and close friendships.
The first person in a relationship/friendship to fart in front of the other first, has broken the fart-ice.
The first person in a relationship/friendship to fart in front of the other first, has broken the fart-ice.
John: So, you have been seeing Mary for almost a year. Have you guys broken the fart-ice yet?
Mike: Yeah man, she totally broke the fart-ice first. She's a keeper.
Mike: Yeah man, she totally broke the fart-ice first. She's a keeper.
by neelyjohns April 19, 2010
Get the fart-ice mug.Farts that come out of your mother, usually they tend to be really loud. Note that Mom Farts do not smell whatsoever. The reason behind this has not been discovered yet.Mom farts happen when you least expect them. Although a common time for them to occur is when something very exciting happens.
also, Mom's try to deny the fact that they had just farted.
also, Mom's try to deny the fact that they had just farted.
by TuttiPudd April 22, 2009
Get the Mom Farts mug.I just let loose a warning fart,
To warn you of my morning fart,
It will not be a boring fart,
For all night I've been storing fart.
To warn you of my morning fart,
It will not be a boring fart,
For all night I've been storing fart.
by Brjtlc April 28, 2010
Get the warning fart mug.a fart that starts off as a small, deliberate fart, but then you suddenly realize that it isn't safe to fart at the moment, so you hold the rest of the fart as long as you can. When it's safe to fart, the fart will be about as loud as a fully-loaded whoopie cushion fart.
Jonny was at work, and farted at his desk when nobody was around. Before he finished the fart, his boss walked in to check on everyone. By the time the boss left, Jonny released his Dormant Fart, and everybody in the surrounding offices heard it. Including the boss.
by Overlord Oozumpti June 11, 2009
Get the Dormant Fart mug.When an office chair has been subject to that many farts, whoever sits on it is hit by a brief waft of stale fart gas.
As Leroy sat on the fart chair, he soon experienced the full bodied stench of 6 months of Bob's farts stored in the cushion.
by Leroy Tyler Brown May 30, 2016
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