1. (noun) A colloquial name for the Indo-Appalachian right-finned porpoise, usually found gesticulating betwixt couch cushions very racistly. Swims to the very far right and has a parasitic relationship with the “greatest” and whitest of sharks, when convenient.
2. (noun) A person who has intimate relations with an upholstered sitting apparatus, while they are watching ‘Flipper’ reruns, ‘Zeus and Roxanne,’ etc. , because the concept of human connection perplexes them.
2. (noun) A person who has intimate relations with an upholstered sitting apparatus, while they are watching ‘Flipper’ reruns, ‘Zeus and Roxanne,’ etc. , because the concept of human connection perplexes them.
Well… that Jim Dave fellow turned out to be a real couch dolphin. Yikes. Is this why Cleveland had to get rid of Sea World?
by Judith Jetson Lightyear July 27, 2024
Get the couch dolphinmug. Dolphin telepathy is when the water mammal, dolphin, has the power of telepathy and takes over organizations to obtain the world supply of plankton.
by Unicorn Warlock May 20, 2015
Get the dolphin telepathymug. That act of taking a creampie in the butthole then farting it out as you clap and make dolphin noises
by Cpl_dick July 19, 2024
Get the a salty dolphinmug. he's a hater bitch, generally hating in jades vibe and probably smells like cool ranch doritos (ngl that smells yum) but anyways he's 5'0"
jade: hey guys :)
dolphin: actually i saw the words "hey guys :)" under a reddit thread in 2017 you're not original
dolphin: actually i saw the words "hey guys :)" under a reddit thread in 2017 you're not original
by jadethebabe February 9, 2022
Get the dolphinmug. 
The definitions are almost correct, but they all forget one major step. You are behind her and inside her vagina and BEFORE you try the switch from vagina to anal you stick a finger in her mouth and hook that finger inside her cheek, like a fish hook that caught a dolphin, and as you slide out, you pull her face back towards you and go for the booty hole. THAT’S when she gets to make the “eh-eh..eh-eh..eh-eh” noises like an angry dolphin. She makes the noises because your finger prevents her from using words in protest.
I thought it would be funny to try the angry dolphin on my girlfriend, she did NOT share my sense of humor in that situation
by Boston2316 August 26, 2025
Get the Angry dolphinmug. by f-tang, and lewychewy March 3, 2011
Get the like a dolphinmug.