Cooper is an amazing guy. He cares for others and is amazing at it because he has a lot of hidden personal problems. He's not usually the tallest, blue eyes and brown hair. However, even with boring features, he's an absolute charmer and is one of the funniest people you'll ever meet. He's an artistic genius. He has a dark sense of humor because it covers up his pain. Cooper is an amazing friend and an even better lover. He'll always treat you right and is never going to sugarcoat anything. He always seeks the truth. Don't make Cooper mad, as he's unpredictable, however he will keep his cool in arguments unless it is with people close to him. If you have a Cooper in your life, never let him go.
by Corbmac November 23, 2021
Get the Coopermug. another word for a penis used at WJHS Mostly by Carson W, and Collin P because they both have tiny penises
Guy: You wanna come eat this cooper
Girl: What’s that
Guy: My shlong
Girl: Shut up yours is tiny I have a picture
Girl: What’s that
Guy: My shlong
Girl: Shut up yours is tiny I have a picture
by bitchwhore69 December 5, 2019
Get the coopermug. When you think, imagine, or form a question around the most ridiculous theories or "What if" / hypothetical scenarios.
"What happens if, while playing a round of golf, you hit your ball into the water and a fish eats it?"
"Stop; you're coopering again."
"Stop; you're coopering again."
by NickSultan April 10, 2021
Get the Cooperingmug. A drug adict skank who doesn't care about anyone but herself a real whore who should spen the rest of her sad miserable life in prison steals from her kids a dumb slut
by Chicken_little77 March 16, 2020
Get the Mariea Coopermug. She’s a horny bitch loves anal in the sea loves to dye her hair till she looks like a fishy scarecrow and master Bates with a mascara and love to suck ellie Chester’s and jada Buckley’s big cheesy toes and has massive burger nips boys hit the bitch up
by Suckie for ten Buckie December 23, 2018
Get the Chloe olds Coopermug. A Cooper is typically a good for nothing fag who smokes darts and sucks dick. He has a below average penis and small testicles. A coopers mother is normally quite a smoking hot respectable mature woman. Cooper enjoys smoking on that zaa-zaa, however his jobless antics make it quite difficult to fund his smoking habits.
by Person with a job February 12, 2023
Get the Coopermug. OMG cooper has a huge fat dick that everyone around wants to suck
it massive i was in it last night
thanks cooper it justine
it massive i was in it last night
thanks cooper it justine
by justine firman March 3, 2025
Get the Coopermug.