card shop

one who is also known as a karsten, or dorkadillo. Partakes in dungeons and dragons behavior.

Sweep the leg Johnny? He and Dirt Nap play MTG at the comic store every friday night.. Total Card shop

by Super Mad YO May 5, 2006

Flynn Card

The one card thats worse then a bitch card or losing your man card you only have 3 and if you lose all of them you are officially a failure at life.

"Dude i dont wanna fight him he'll whip my ass!" "So your gonna pull one of your flynn cards right now?" "Damn it now i gotta do it i only have two left"

by i hide behind my daddy:)666 December 28, 2011

reward card

a fictional object, generally used to suggest that someone is sucking up in search of some kind of material gain or reward. best said in a sarcastic tone to show that you are unimpressed with the persons actions.

"can you say, reward card?"

by archy December 19, 2004

Verbal Card

A way of giving someone a birthday card without actually giving them a card. Verbal Cards are recited orally and are usually made up on the spot, but can be planned out in advance. They are better than normal cards for many reasons mainly that they can be personalized. The only downfalls to a Verbal Card is that you can't put money in them, and don't have any funny pictures. They can however include singing.

Tom- Here's your present Sara!!
Sara- um thanks, is there a card?
Tom- VERBAL CARD!!!

"Happy Birthday Sara!
I Hope You Have A Great Day!"

Sara- Oh Tom! You shouldnt have!
Tom- Anything for you my love!

by Kaymanithink July 25, 2009

joker's card

A penis.

It's a euphemism popularized by the Insane Clown Posse on their first EP, Beverly Kills 50187.

So, this bitch was suckin' my dick, right? All the sudden, she started gaggin'. I guess somebody choked on a joker's card!

by Vali-Ent October 29, 2010

Face card

The measure of a persons reputation. Keep ones “face card” clean means making sure your reputation is not tarnished. Remaining a stand-up individual.

I let Ron borrow some money cause his face card is clean. I know he will pay me back on time.

by Knowledge86 December 26, 2022

Magic Cards

Something similar to Pokemon losers play at practically all schools. What they do is just trade cards and stuff.

Kid 1: Are they playing poker?
Kid 2: No, they are in the Magic Card Club and are playing with magic cards!

by Anonymous March 11, 2004