brandon

He's cool and chill he's that one guys you'll see in the corner just chilling

Brandons cool and chill

by i dont know May 20, 2015

brandon

a ugly money thirsty hoe that only likes you if you give him money

brandon will kill you for cash

by brandon killer November 14, 2019

Brandon

A guy that looks like a crumpled up piece of brown paper towel. Usually tossed on the floor.

Oh look over there, it's a brandon

by therealslimoprag March 7, 2017

Brandon

A person everyone loves to hate.
An individual with a large capacity and/or strong affinity for sport history and knowledge.
An individual who is often confused with a famous male rapper.
Synonyms: Antigluten, Gluten-hater, or Brandon

"Brandon cannot eat what we are having at lunch today."

by schmilary April 24, 2016

Brandon

That dude with a small dick

Girl: oh my god Brandon, has the smallest penis

by Alpiney December 10, 2019

Brandon

Brandon is the most cringeworthy guy in the world. He try’s to act cool so he gets all the girls in the class. Tries to hang out with everyone but still doesn’t. He asks a girl out 4 times and still get rejected

Brandon is the god of all cringe

by RektFog October 30, 2017

brandon

brandon. his looks may be appealing but don’t let them fool you. he may seem nice at first but after awhile you will soon find out he is a player. it will definitely be hard to believe at first but it’s true

can’t believe i fell for brandon. should’ve listened to alexa

by javilover December 16, 2018