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Bitch-a-cating 

The act of bitching for an incredibly protracted period of time. Usually perpetrated by a female onto her man during important televised sporting events, ie. The final four, Superbowl etc. Or possibly in public due to her perceived issues with the male taking too long of a optic moment with an attractive female. Additionally, bitch-a-cating can be induced by non performance situations such as, dirty dishes in the sink, soiled clothes on the bathroom floor, empty beer bottles in the TV room.
FML dude, the ol' ball and chain was bitch-a-cating thru the whole pay-per-view fight last night.
Bitch-a-cating by FastlaneZ November 28, 2010
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a duck bitch

1. A girl who has a big belly that pulls her forward and a large ass that sticks out, this makes her resemble that of a duck. Her having snaggle teeth would make her resemble a duck even more but its not a requirement.

2. A clingy, or ugly girl thats trying to stalk you. If you spot her at a bar before she spots you- then DUCK!
Girl: "youre an idiot".

Guy: "yea well with that big ass and stomach you look like a duck".
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Guy 1: Yo man isnt that the girl over there whose been stalkin yo ass??

Guy 2: Yep thats "a duck bitch", ima ghost outta here for she sees me.
a duck bitch by zarreff June 6, 2011

Cries/Cried/Crying Like A Little Bitch

A Adult/Teenager Who Cries Very Loud Compared To A Toddler Crying After It Has Tripped Over

make me a sammich bitch mentality

make me a sammich bitch mentality
The state of mind that a wife-beater or otherwise angry male house inhabitant tends to dwell in. This state of mind often takes physical forms outside of a simple mentality. When one is in said state, a fury of bitch slaps and most often angry demanding remarks are hellishly unleashed onto ones life partner. Phrases such as "DON'T YOU SPEAK WOMAN!", "SHUT UP AND GET ME A BEER!", or, more commonly, "MAKE ME A SAMMICH BITCH!" are shouted at said life partner. Users of the MMASBM can commonly be described as fat, sweaty with the distinct stench of beer, stale cigarettes, and microwaveable dinners. Sometimes heavy Texan or otherwise bumfuck amuurhican accents are attributed to such individuals. Although the "Make Me a Sammich Bitch" mentality is a common and natural male process, it is frowned upon in most northern states and all of Canada. In today's world, it is not recommended for use, as the female component of the mentality may end up with 50% of your life, and both testicles.
guy 1: "so I heard Cletus has been in a make me a sammich bitch mentality lately"
guy 2: "yeah he threw his beer at his woman and told her to make him a sammich"
guy 1: "she must have been giving him lip"

A Glitch Bitch

No matter what your "mob" has planned she is the one person to find a glitch that sadly in the end dismantles their great, wicked plan.
"After a game of duck, duck, goose they realized they had sadly mistaken the duck- A Glitch Bitch which in turn was an adopted Mother Goose..."
A Glitch Bitch by LocoInLA May 9, 2014

A Friendly Bitch

A Friendly Bitch is a female that calls all her friends bitches and could get away with it. A term used by a girls rounds or the girls she fucks with "heavy"
A friendly bitch could be defined as a bitch that your friendly with.

All I do is hang with my bitches.

ALL MY BITCHES BAD BITCH

Bitch come slide

Damn bitch calm down

You know you my bitch though!

Me and my bitches in traffic...
A Friendly Bitch by Kinnie Si'Lae December 20, 2014

a fucking bitch 

A: oh hey look! Its a fucking bitch!

B: You mean Donald Trump?
a fucking bitch by anonymous November 13, 2020