5.0 flu

not to be mistaken with the swine flu, although very much alike. The 5.0 flu may be contracted when 1 or more members of your crew comes in contact with a pig. the 5.0 flu spreads rapidly disembodying members of your crew until your money, your business, your assets and your ass's are set behind bars.

yo, you seen jonny?

no man, you better keep from him too, i herd he got the 5.0 flu ( sw!ne flu )
5.0 flu a.k.a the sw!ne flu

by special__k___ May 12, 2009

SARS2.0

Truly the real and true name of Coronavirus born and raised in a seafood market by bats & civets, sometimes referred to as COVID-19 and a bunch other ubernerd-y smartass academic names.

Just like the glorious days of the new-wave internetz - improved, faster & more interactive named as Web 2.0, SARS2.0 is the latest version of the good ol' SARS from back in da day, yet this time stronger, harder, faster and way more interactive to humans.

It's speculated that China wanted this out to spread out but no one actually asked them why or WTF. Anyhow, fed up with China's Great Wall and isolation from the world, SARS2.0 was able to easily jump over the Great Wall while it was still in beta stage and infected the shit out of every social media & news website worldwide giving viral media a fresh new meaning.

Pronounced as sars-two-ohh by the way.

This SARS2.0 is by far the most viral thing to happen to social networks.

Or
This is the most popular thing in the west to ever jump over the Great Wall infecting the internetz and having everyone going cornholio in the ailes.

by YuZzaFo0L March 24, 2020

Young H-0

Jay-Z - another name for rapper Jay-Z

You ain't got enough stamps in your passport to fuck with Young H-0 - 30 something

by nastyyyy June 7, 2009

Bush 2.0

nickname for President George W. Bush

Bush 2.0 had an uncommon choking incident in which he fainted while in office.

by Coop Dupe September 13, 2018

Kurta Clan 2.0

Kurta Clan 2.0 is a religion formed by Kurapika lovers of all kinds. With Kurta Clan 2.0, Kurapika Kinnies and Simps all collectively pray to Kurapika. The name originates from how Kurapika’s old clan was killed by the ph*ntom tr*upe. That is why Kurtaism is the 2nd Kurta Clan. The Kurta people greet/bless each other with the phrase “Akaku 🛐” to give others in the clan good luck. Simping/Kinning of any kind towards the ph*ntom tr*upe is strictly forbidden. Kurapika accepts all no matter what unless you are somehow linked to the ph*ntom tr*upe

“I am a member of the Kurta Clan 2.0, Akaku 🛐”

by Anna Kurta November 1, 2020

`1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?/*-789+4561230

Has typed literally every type-able key in your keyboard.

Person 1: `1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?/*-789+4561230
Person 2: Did you type every key on your keyboard??!!!11!1
Person 1: I'm bored.
Person 2: Okay virgin get trolled iddiot!!!!21``!!1!

by Boeing 727 March 26, 2021

`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)QqWwEeRrTtYyUuIiOoPp[{]}\|AaSsDdFfGgHhJjKkLl;:'"ZzXxCcVvBbNnMm,<.>/?

Nice you typed out the whole keybored and the extras you can type by shifting and searched it on urban dictionary nice you won an oscar for being the guy that has no life at all

" `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)QqWwEeRrTtYyUuIiOoPp{}\|AaSsDdFfGgHhJjKkLl;:'"ZzXxCcVvBbNnMm,<.>/? " the whole key bored with the shift

by A Guy that has a real life September 11, 2022