A man lies naked and spread eagled on a picnic blanket. A picnic basket with a hole cut out of the bottom is placed over his face. This should be a snug fit. His partner then proceeds to lift the lid and crap into the basket over his face, while throwing uncooked bacon at his erection, strip by strip.
Melissa planned a romantic, indoor picnic for our anniversary. I was even more surprised when she offered me a Hot German Potato Salad. Now I get all hot when I see bacon!
by Choco Ison April 3, 2009
Get the Hot German Potato Saladmug. A code word for alcohol, often used around a minor's parents or other authorities. Can be used to describe any alcoholic beverage from beer to vodka.
Friend 1: Do you have the Hot Dog Water for tonight?
Friend 2: Yeah, I have it in my car.
Where did you put the Hot Dog Water?
How much do I owe you for the Hot Dog Water?
Friend 2: Yeah, I have it in my car.
Where did you put the Hot Dog Water?
How much do I owe you for the Hot Dog Water?
by Jimmer Bolt June 17, 2012
Get the Hot Dog Watermug. During sexual relations the man relieves himself (pissing) inside of the females vagina. When done correctly the female will scream, that is when the male grabs his strategically placed urinal cake, and shoves it into the females gapping mouth, releasing a pine fresh scent throughout the room.
Origins- L.M.P.-minus Scotch Hollow-San Mateo, CA
Origins- L.M.P.-minus Scotch Hollow-San Mateo, CA
She left the L.M.P. battered and confused, piss dripping down her leg and with a chemical/pine taste in her mouth, spitting out chunks of urinal cakes. When she realized where she was coming from it dawned on her, I've been given the Laurie Meadows Hot Springs.
by Guru650 August 24, 2008
Get the Laurie Meadows Hot Springsmug. Frankie was chewing a piece of Big Red when he went down on his girl, so he decided to give her a Denver Hot Air Balloon.
by SilkyJohnson45 December 10, 2009
Get the Denver Hot Air Balloonmug. the absolute without a doubt hell yeah THE BEST BAND EVER they are great with so many hits and awesome band members all of them rule
by rhcpjanes October 30, 2003
Get the Red Hot Chili Peppersmug. when your traped in the back country snowmobling or skiing. if your cold you can shit your pants to stay warm.
by Socata December 4, 2007
Get the New Jersey Hot Packmug. by lizeth July 24, 2004
Get the Tom "HOT PANTS" DeLongemug.