Neighbor’s Dog

The worst thing that has ever happened to you. Responsible for many sleepless nights and unproductive days. Will not stop shitting on your lawn. Will not stop attacking you when you’re just trying to walk in the neighborhood. Worst of all, he’s the one who got your 6 month old Yorkie pregnant.

My life has been a living hell ever since my neighbors got a dog. The neighbor’s dog has messed up many aspects of my life. I can’t sit in peace in my own yard.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 13, 2020

kick the dog

when you drug your kitvhen witch with alcohol

can we kick the dog

by Cody5050 November 15, 2020

dog

mans beast freind

ay marlone its a dog

by Natertater1633 November 16, 2020

cool dude dog

someone who is super cool but also smells like a dog.

that guy over there would be super awesome if he wasn't such a cool dude dog

by 509-919-7630 November 16, 2020

big dummy head football dog

A big dummy head football dog is another name for bull terriers. Their long, round faces resemble football. And they are big dummy heads.

“Walter is so cute”
“Yeah he’s a big dummy head football dog”

by cheapwaffles November 16, 2020

dog

a little furry man.

Samantha: what is that?!
Tim: its a dog
Samantha: what the fuck is a dog

by supe™ November 16, 2020

Cats and dogs

A dog will do shit a cat would never do, like beg for food.

The difference between cats and dogs-

Dog- Please fill my bowl, I'm beggin you, don't do this to me!
Dog owner- Shut the fuck up!

Cat- What's up? You got my food yet? Don't make me come back again before that bowl is full. If that bowl isn't full by the time I get back...
Cat owner- All right, all right god dammit, you're not the only one ready to eat you know?

by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020