National Send Lewds Day

April 18th is the day you send lewds to someone you feel comfortable with.

Some people you could send lewds to would be your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend, side hoe, or even someone you have a thing with.

Person 1: Happy National Send lewds Day!

*sends lewds to Person 2*

Person 2: Awww, you made my day! Happy National Send lewds Day to you too!

*sends lewds to Person 1*

by JustDandy90 April 19, 2021

national weed day

it’s a day for the stoners

april 24th is national weed day bitches

by anonymous April 19, 2021

national weed day

we’re replacing rape day, and making it happy

rape day sucks, so weed day instead. national weed day is for all the stoners out there. it’s ok april 24th

by impowster April 19, 2021

National Teach your sons day

National reach your sons day is celebrated on April 24th, instead of national rape day, it’s national teach your sons day

Hey it’s national teach your sons day! Time to remind my son how to respect women

by THaNoS jeevanos April 19, 2021

national tik tok day

this is a day where we celebrate tik toks birth

hey man its national TIK TOK day

what's that

its basically a day to celebrate TIK TOK

by some random black dude April 19, 2021

National D!ck Cutting Day

National D!ck Cutting Day takes place on April 24th, on this day it shall be legal to cut the genitals of any man who touches you not consensually. sharpen your weapons ladies, gents and gentleladies, we ride at dawn.

Did you know it’s National D!ck Cutting Day? I hope you brought your knife it’s going to be bloody!

by die potato April 20, 2021

National Peanut Jar day

April 23rd is National Peanut Jar day. Remember to bow to any Peanut jars seen on that day.

Person1: Apparently it’s National Peanut Jar day.
Person2: Oh yea we have to bow to any Peanut Jars seen today.
Person1: There’s one over there. Let’s go!

by MrPeanut’sGhost April 20, 2021