Extreme hot dogs

A video that will scar you if you ever see it.

Carl: hey dude, have you ever seen extreme hot dogs?
Evan: the fuck? No?
Carl: you should, it’s a great video
Evan: you’re not getting me again, fuck off Carl

by Ballencat June 20, 2019

dog's twix

A perfectly straight log, given birth to by man's best friend. A prime example of a textbook dog egg

Haha, look over there! It's a dog's twix on a brick... Only thing it's missing is a wrapper

by Superbike2 September 15, 2019

Stoner Dog

Someone mixed who thinks they got shit cuz they are half back. They commonly scream nigga and try to square up. The only way to repel the faggots are to spray water at their bitch ass

Reese stop being a little bitch you fucking stoner dog.

by 9iner9iner I broke my dick September 16, 2019

scaredy dog

When one of your homies is being weak or scared

This dude is literally shaking right now, he is one scaredy dog

by ChandyPaulWhitten September 18, 2019

Dog fished

Inviting a guy over and instead of sleeping with him, you force him to sleep him on the couch

Haha did you hear? Kelsey dog fished Achue laser night, I walked into the living room and he just crashed on the couch

by N1etzsche September 22, 2019

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

A phrase that makes losing a game of hangman impossible when playing with one guesser. This is due to the usage of every letter in the English alphabet.

Person 1: Hey, you up for a game of Hangman?
Person 2: Definitely!
Person 1: Ok, the category is...
Person 2: seriously? You’re mistaking Hangman with Wheel of Fortune. No hints.
Person 1: Fine. It’s not like you can possibly lose anyway.
Person 2: I hate you. It’s “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog,” isn’t it?
Person 1: How...?
Person 2: I’m a computer geek. I use it to make sure my keyboard is working because it contains every letter of the alphabet. And the only thing that makes it impossible to lose at hangman is if you have a phrase that has 18 letters out of the 26 in the alphabet in the least. Eliminating mistakes completely is a low blow.

by Arael, Nature Incarnate September 25, 2019

Corn Dog

Someone who has a stick up their ass for no reason what so ever.

Dude, I walked into ol' Corn Dog's office, asked what he had for dinner and chucked his stapler at my face.

by TimmyJohnson September 25, 2019