pull and put

a collective act of pulling out a fresh condom from a pre-ripped package and putting on your piece in one unified motion

He complimented me on my top-notch execution of the pull and put outside his dorm room window.

by tomshray August 4, 2009

Pulled a Punk

When you exit a stream and return asking “what did I miss?”.

Salty Ross has no idea what’s going on in chat because he pulled a punk!

by JoniZamBoneMe November 27, 2023

pull a Hampton

When a middle-aged person gets caught doing something that usually a sixteen year old gets caught doing.

Kid A: Hey man, did you hear what happened to Mr. Daniells?
Kid B: Naw, what?
Kid A: Cops found him in a parking lot in his car, and when he attempted to leave, he was clearly drunk and they found a bag of weed and a pipe in his car.
Kid B: Way to pull a Hampton!

by Tyi989 October 1, 2010

Pulling an El Macho

The act of dying in the manliest way possible: Strapping 250 pounds of dynamite to yourself while riding a shark into an active volcano

Frank: What happened to Todd again?
Antonio: He died pulling an el macho.

by Gopher7923 August 8, 2024

pulling an oona

disappearing for a certain amount of time and then coming back, acting like nothing happend.

“where did she go? oh she’s probably pulling an oona right now.”

by owntje December 9, 2019

pull a lisha rae

twerking

nigga is about to pull a lisha rae

by yourememberthattttt October 4, 2024

Pulling a mexican cartel

When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.

person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!

Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.

Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.

Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.

El chapo guzman: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .

by IMMA MURD U December 7, 2021