Land bag

Your landlord, usually an old woman, who enters your apartment without notice because she owns the place. She’s a cheap old lady who likes to stick her nose in your business. She’s will, and has, used your towels to wipe up a leak unrelated to your apartment.
“Here comes the land bag to collect the rent.”
by Faultliner May 26, 2025
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National bop bag day

National bop bag day is on May 9th and we celebrate all the bop bags in the world
M: yoooooo c it’s national bop bag day

C: woo Andrew mush be exited

A: BOP BAGGGGG
by Maddy036 May 26, 2018
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weed tea bag

when a man lathers his ball sack in Cannabis oil or other Cannabis infused edible substance and their partner licks or sucks it off.
The neighbour gave me a weed tea bag and it didn't work.
by Sduvvy August 8, 2023
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dump bagging

When you find a random poop in a low flow toilet and proceed to dip your nuts into the water.
"Martin loved his dump bagging. I mean, you can't catch herpes twice, right?
by Rey (pseudonym) September 14, 2021
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M bag

A scrotum with a letter M on it. Usually seen on extremely fucked up mario queers.
Guy: *fucks Girl hard*

Girl: *moans*

Guy: *jizzes in Girl's pussy*

Girl: *looks at Guy's M bag* Omg, I had sex with a fucking nerd!

Guy: Oh shit! *teleports away like a...wierd...person?*

Girl: What the fuck?
by Sn-OOOOOH! March 11, 2010
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titty bags

The act of using tits, either male or female, as punching bags.
I just used Pam Andersons tits as titty bags
by Cyanide Warfare May 13, 2015
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Hunt and bag mission

1. As literal as it sounds. You hunt an area with the intention of bringing a kill, trophy, haul, etc. back with you.

2. During a dating desperation, out of loneliness, making a trip to vegas, reno, or some destination with intent of bagging a spouse overnight.

3. Out of loneliness going to some destination for as many hookups as possible.
Jennifer power walked all of vegas on this hunt and bag mission. Poor girl came back to the hotel empty handed and no ring.

Everyone replied with "awww"
by Theamazinggeek January 19, 2019
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