Black Magnet

A "Black Magnet" is similar to a "Chick Magnet" but a "Black Magnet" will only successfully attract the KFC/Basketball/Hard to see at night people.

BRO, Hommie Alex, he's got that Black Magnet Rizz, brother's working with some black magic over here rizzin this Popeyes chicken loving mama up.

by Hot_Pocket October 2, 2023

black flake

Someone who talks smack on social sites because he's craving for attention but when push comes to shove he always punks out in person

Man, Kyle is the biggest black flake I've ever seen!

by Doctorholiday May 13, 2018

Black belt driver

Someone who has years of driving experience and has never had a car accident. Very experienced driver.

Driving a bus or semi truck makes you a double black belt driver because those take skill to drive.

Did you see how that guy avoided that car accident so quickly?! He’s totally a black belt driver!!

This blizzard is impossible to drive in, only a black belt driver can do it safely!

by Pipperoo October 14, 2017

Jack Black Special

When you fist your entire hand into a lady's anus, effectively making it unusable, and then using the same hand to finger her until she cums, and when she does, dump it in her asshole, and wait for her to take a shit, when she takes a shit, you take a shit in her asshole at the same time, when you are both finished, proceed to scoop up the entire mess into a jar, then release liquid nitrogen on the jar, have the entire thing freeze then break the jar, when the jar is broken, you shall feed the shattered jar to your pet and wait until it dies, once it is done, take the dog to your local chinese restaurant and force them (preferably by blackmail) to cook it, you then bring the cooked animal home, then combine it with the shitty cum thing from earlier, you then blend it, and give it as a smoothie to some niggers down the road, once they eat it and die, take their bodies home and eat all them niggers, remember those chinese chingtards from earlier? take them with you to watch you do the whole thing again in a few hours.

WARNING: LETHAL SHITS HAPPEN, IF THEY OCCUR TOO MUCH, GO SEE A DOCTOR YOU RACIST FAGGOT NIGGER CHOPSTICK LOOKING ASS.

"Yo Chad what ya did to ya gurl last nightz?"
"I gave her the Jack Black Special"
"I am calling the police."

by NIGGERMCMUFFINSHROOM May 8, 2019

black tie wedding

a wedding that requires formal attire (gowns for women and tuxedos for men) with michelin- star food. this is a very classy event and is usually thought of as a wedding for wealthy people.

guest1: their wedding was stunning. I think I am going to have a black tie wedding too!
guest2: The food was very upscale and the filet with lobster was cooked perfectly!

by guccigirl1738 January 4, 2017

zion black

Cool awesome handsome young gentleman, who is respectfull and rich like a loaded baked potato. and can be very funny at some times and can be annoying, sometimes but also a good video game player. And has cute brown eyes and dimples

Being defined: Did you know Zion black is loaded like a baked potato

by Zion black March 19, 2017

Black Fatigue

Is a term coined my Aaron Mcgruder... A black man. He's black. He wrote the boondocks. It was one of my favorite shows growing up. I keep trying to get Jamhal to watch it with me but he refuses to do it.

Hym "And he (Aaron McGruder) gave a speech at UCLA and in it he claimed that White people had 'black fatigue' and, therefore, don't care about black grievance politics as much anymore and as you can tell from all of the rollbacks in DEI policies... HE WAS RIGHT! So you blaming White people is you making shit up. They didn't even come up with the term. I'm NOT making shit up. You ARE making shit up. That's the difference. And as far as, it being the new 'Nigger' I don't know there's a whole lot of bigotry going around."

by Hym Iam June 8, 2025