One-eyed zipper rat

a penis

"Show the one-eyed zipper rat just where to hide his nose"

by IvorBiggunFan March 21, 2024

trail one off

to get up from one's chair and walk around with the express purpose of letting a fart rip. This has a few benefits; (1) the smell cannot be easily attributed to the emitter (2) the smell will distribute across a wider area, and dissipate more quickly (3) one's own work area will not become a miasma of the stench of one's own arse (4) it could even be coupled with a quick trip to The Gent's for a hasty kiss from Neptune herself.

I had Jalapeño's in my sandwiches for lunch; time to trail one off before the fog gets too thick

by Clackervalve March 29, 2022

went into one

when one losses his or her temper

Hayley went into one when she heard that Nikki was seeing her ex-boyfriend Steve

by zizabelle January 2, 2011

hole in one

having sex on a public golf course

Tiger Woods had a hole in one with those models

by garrett92 November 3, 2010

I Have One Questions...Do You Fuck Yourself To Sleep

I Have One Questions...Do You Fuck Yourself To Sleep

I Have One Questions...Do You Fuck Yourself To Sleep

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

Indirectly one up

When someone uses someone else to be better than you without realizing it because they are a dumb-ass.

Indirectly one up-My friend terry uses his other friend to indirectly one- up me by telling me that she drives and paid for her own car because he's way more un-accomplished than me. He probably does it unintentionally but it pisses me off nevertheless.

by Dank_usagi February 17, 2019

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How old are you? I'M ONE

by IMONE124115512251512125152 December 27, 2023