The Australian Hot Dog

The act of putting mustard and tomato sauce on you dick and proceeding to have sex with someone.

Guy 1: "Hey, are you still dating that maid of yours?"
Guy 2: "Nah, she was a bitch so I gave her The Australian Hot Dog and left"

by Yunita537 March 11, 2020

Dog

A rare type of Chinese food.

Wow man, that was some great dog last night.

by Yellojello March 12, 2020

Crazy dog

Somebody known for popping off when things get real. Usually a humble brother that doesnt get mad unless they have to. They don’t always get mad at unimportant stuff but when they do you don’t want to be within a mile radius of them. Gets madder than they should sometimes just because they’re tapped like that.

JD-“ yo don’t mess with that niqqa Raeshawn hes crazy dog around here”

Willy-“wym I heard he was soft”
JD-“you’ll think that till he pops off lmao”

by OldDirtyRag March 16, 2020

Wash the dog

What you do when there has been a family row and you slip away.

My sister and husband were having a rough time so I slipped away to wash the dog.

by Mad Dan (Leicester) March 21, 2020

everett the dog

The sweetest and cutest pup you'll ever meet he is energetic and awsome.

Dog 1: Who's that hottie over there

Dog 2: Oh it's Everett the dog

by loaf the loafster March 22, 2020

dance with a dog

Flirting/ hooking up with someone (the 'dog') who is much worse looking than you (I.e. clapped ) Originating in Yorkshire, dancing with a dog should present no challenge at all, and the gratitude the dog will show should mean minimal effort is required to close. Sometimes played as a game among friends, seeing who can hookup with the most clapped person.

Jerry "these models are all so stuck up"
Terry "leave it man, just dance with a dog"
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Adam "is nobody in here attractive tonight?! anyone up for dance with a dog?"

by Ilkley March 25, 2020

Dog

Dog.Mans best friend as they say.They will never leave your side and will be the best friend you will ever had, for man, women, and everyone in general.Dogs don't talk back,or talk bad about you behind your back.They wouldn't even if they could talk.Try getting a dog.They will change you.

Kyle:Hey did you see Emilys dog, he bit someones arm who tried to attack Emily.
Victor:Ya I saw! It was epic!!!!!

by imapersonlikeyou November 9, 2020