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..You fuck one donkey!

The shortened version of "If a man has sex with a man, it doesn't make him gay. But you fuck one donkey, and everyone will call you donkey fucker until you die."

It means that some deeds are so horrifically memorable that you will be known for it, even if the act or event was a one time thing.
Bill: Hey guys! What are you cooking for Thanksgiving?
Simon: I don't want you in the kitchen, you might get a semi.
James: Haha, turkey fucker!
Bill: C'mon man, that was when I was 14. God....You fuck one donkey!
by penisshakes October 9, 2024
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One hander

When a trucker is driving on the outside lane and sees a beautiful woman on the inside lane. She is a one hander because the trucker has one hand on his rig and his other hand on his other rig.
I was driving on I-20 and I saw a one hander.
by JimmyTulip June 25, 2021
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One-Hit Wonder

(Noun) A one hit wonder is when you smoke the whole bowl of weed in one hit
I took a one-hit wonder from my new bong last night and it got me super high.
by breadgirl504 June 23, 2019
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A1 21 DO ONE !!!!

WHEN SOMEONE ASKS FOR DIRECTIONS BUT A TRUE BREXIT GEEZER IS FELLING LIKE A UNIT!!!!!(P.S. IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE BOSHHH!!!!
''YO JACKSON WHERE IS THE LOCAL CURRY SHOP'' WELL FIRST YOU TURN RIGHT THEN LEFT THEN HEAD ON TO THE A1 21 DO ONE !!!!.BOSHHH!!!''
by SHMUCK INSURANCE!!! April 9, 2024
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I’m the one that donated 30 dollars to Yahya btw on the live

Something someone says when they are the #1 fan of someone and would do anything including go broke for someone because they love them sooooooooo much like so much they’re the biggest fans ever cyammon usually this persons name is J*d but I guess it could differ sometimes but not always
Mary: “how?”
Jada Pinkett Smith: “I can help you with that
“I’m the one that donated 30 dollars to Yahya btw on the live.”
by Robertpaulsonissoamazing March 20, 2021
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One Mind Stand

Something that completely fucks your mind until you think about it and it suddenly makes sense.
Bob: That flaming Russian Porcumime made no sense.

Rob: Tell me about it.

Bob: But after some thought, I think I get it.

Rob: Total one mind stand.
by C.O.B. December 7, 2011
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.9.you will be extremely vocal this year – no one will be left in any doubt what you think, what you believe and what you desire. You may come across as bossy, even dictatorial, at times but at least you will get important things done.9.
.9.you will be extremely vocal this year – no one will be left in any doubt what you think, what you believe and what you desire. You may come across as bossy, even dictatorial, at times but at least you will get important things done.9.
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