by CurvaceousGorilla June 5, 2021
Get the Fuck me off mug.Jo Bloggs: "Oh hi Sue. How was yr weekend?"
Sue: "I spent it on my menopause. Happy now?"
Jo Bloggs under his breath: " Sue is acting really off key this morning. I better keep out of her way."
Sue: "I spent it on my menopause. Happy now?"
Jo Bloggs under his breath: " Sue is acting really off key this morning. I better keep out of her way."
by Usebleach May 28, 2022
Get the Off Key mug.To have a verbal contest over progressively worse mum jokes. It usually goes around full circle before someone gets mummed-out.
Kevin: Your mum's a slapper.
Joe: Your mum is a bigger slapper!
Kevin: Your mum invented being a slapper!
Joe: Your mum wrote the slapper's handbook!
Kevin: Your mum followed every move in the handbook!
Joe: Are you challenging me to a mum-off?
Kevin: Your mum likes a challenge... etc
Joe: Your mum is a bigger slapper!
Kevin: Your mum invented being a slapper!
Joe: Your mum wrote the slapper's handbook!
Kevin: Your mum followed every move in the handbook!
Joe: Are you challenging me to a mum-off?
Kevin: Your mum likes a challenge... etc
by rob1982 January 3, 2013
Get the Mum-off mug.Here’s a sentence using "mouth off":
She's always mouthing off about how much better she could run the company herself.
She's always mouthing off about how much better she could run the company herself.
by Arminkshipper August 5, 2024
Get the Mouth off mug.OFF stands for Older Fuckable Furries
its to say people who are older than the age of 25 or more older and its very opinion wised.
its to say people who are older than the age of 25 or more older and its very opinion wised.
by Deaddman July 23, 2018
Get the OFF mug.When you’re super faded and you got cotton mouth and your lips are dry and you gotta lick em to keep em hydrated
by StainboyP August 22, 2021
Get the off a lick mug.by SleepyJerry August 27, 2022
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