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Butt Chuckle

when you put your phone in your back pocket and it suddenly begins to vibrate.
"Oh god, I just butt chuckled.."
"That butt chuckle felt sooo goood"
by unorginal January 14, 2017
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butt stuff muppet

One who while intoxicated flops around on the dance floor with absolutely no control, must be supported by another person to function, just like a 'muppet' also has a hankering for getting stuffed in the butt.
by brodunk February 1, 2017
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Vertical Butt Weld

A sex act involving a man and partner, in which the man, with expert precision, ejaculates between their partner's ass cheeks and presses them shut, allowing the semen to dry. The dry semen forms cement, welding the cheeks shut.
"Man, that bitch Randy was such an ass until I gave him a vertical butt weld. His dumbass won't ever shit or call me gay again."
by Vertical Butt Weld Man December 7, 2019
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butt

a thing that poop comes out of
crap comes out the butt.
by red thing December 7, 2019
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Polar Butt

When you sit on a metal piece of furniture , and your gluteus maximus get's cold.
"BRRR, I think I just got Polar Butt."
"Don't sit on that! You'll get Polar Butt!"
by The Real Z A N D December 9, 2019
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butt crust

its when someone fart on your butt and it get crust in your butt crack. Or you don't wipe your self good
you have butt crust eeewww
by riyriy December 9, 2019
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