feel like butt

When you are not feeling the greatest, you feel like butt.
Hey man are you okay?

No man, I feel like butt.
by mymy. September 19, 2022
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Butt Fuckle

The cute non gay way of getting anal
“Hey Noah wanna butt fuckle?”
Ohhhhh yes!!!”
by Buckle futter April 21, 2024
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butt sprackle

When a person poops and it sprays
That kid's freckles look like butt sprackle!
by Princesspussy May 31, 2014
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Butt Boner

a sensation in your ass caused by heightened bloodflow and excessive pent up steam- akin to the feeling one gets when they pop a boner, but with your butt!

symptoms may include: emptiness, warmth in affected areas, back arching, bouncing, lust drunken thoughts, potential promiscuity, need, and- in extreme cases- vivid daydreams that bleed into sleepless nights.

if you are submissive and breedable enough to be familiar with such a condition, I suggest you be a good pet and find a way to let off that pent up steam. c:
I should sleep right now but this butt boner is telling me otherwise
by aintapuppy June 07, 2025
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Butt Boner

When someone shits in their pants and it looks like a boner is coming out of their ass.
Amber swung her fists at me, it scared me so bad I developed a butt boner.
by SnookyShooky December 02, 2023
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butt boner

When you take a dookie in a particularly cold environment and the fecal matter freezes on the way out of your rectal cavity, causing you to have a sizeable brown stick protruding from your butt, ergo, a butt boner.
I took a dump in a public restroom in an ice rink and i ended up getting a butt boner
by poopyshit24 April 02, 2023
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