MEND BUTT CRACK!

A spell that seals a man\woman’s butt crack shut causing the target to be unpegable and unable to shit, in theory this spell may be more dangerous and fatal than it’s counterpart spell “TESTICULAR TORSION”. Side note if someone casts testicular torsion on you then cast mend butt crack on them to use as leverage on them to untwist your testicle.

I cast mend butt crack!

by Mr Spoofy June 14, 2024

finger butt fuck

can i finger you

finger butt fuck

by Coollinks November 2, 2020

butt pirate

Someone who goes full sail at the sight of booty. Can be used as straight or gay, depending on context.

Jimmy is such a butt pirate! He's always gazing onto football players.

by somedude149 May 27, 2014

Choice Butt

a large cigarette butt that is still smokeable, usually found in a friends ash tray - or the ash tray outside the bank.

hey Charlie...you got any choice butts out there in that ass tray??

by BradleyWilliam July 5, 2009

Butt some pants

To put on some pants

I need to butt some pants before I go outside

by Chiweenie July 25, 2023

josh dauley butt cheese facility

A facility owned by Josh Dauley where he milks big black bitches for buttcheese

oh look it that guy work at josh dauley butt cheese facility

by poopybutt4444444 November 29, 2018

Butt heat Satisfaction (BHS)

When your on a toilet in winter and the toilet is hot

I was in a hurry to the toilet, when i sat down i experienced Butt Heat Satisfaction (BHS)

by vCryax August 9, 2016