touching my butts

a midwestern phrase for making toast with the end slices of a loaf of bread (the butt slices).

hey man, do you want some breakfast? i was about to go touching my butts (midwestern phrase).

by rredrocket April 11, 2025

shoulder butt

Typically a characteristic of the obese, shoulder butt occurs when the Upper Back fat just below the neck and between the shoulders are squeezed together to form a buttcrack. This is not an active Anal fissure, it is merely cosmetic. Though practical storage of some long thinner cylindrical items could be theoretically possible.

When attending the County Fair, always be sure to wear a Backless shirt with only string ties on the lower back, for maximum shoulder butt tanning.

Upon arriving at the movie theater, Clara pulled out the snickers bar that was concealed in her shoulder butt.

by FilthySteve June 2, 2019

slimey butt cheeks

slimey butt cheeks is the most hottest person in the world i want to fukin have sex with her

slimey butt cheeks are amazing

by bereel December 6, 2012

butt bullets

butt bullets is when brother nicholas cage poops in your mouth and you poop out the poo he did

last night my brother butt bulleted me, it was amazing! i love butt bullets!

by bummy holey January 29, 2018

charr butt

a strong and simple minded charr that wish to live life just as simple farmer tending to his crops. Never once would a naughty thought occur in his mind, no, he is a good innocent charr!

charr butt is not a daddy

by Charr Butt November 10, 2017

chili butt

Sort of like mud butt, but thicker and messier

Josh: Man, that Caramello gave me the chili butt.

by Righandhoss May 20, 2016

Butt Nugget

You.

Example: yo dude you’re being such a butt nugget right.

by APopeyesBiscuit March 16, 2021