Love

Something that some really stupid person made up so you could fall in love with them so they could just turn around the next day and leave you like you meant nothing to them,

Me - Ya idk after that break-up idk if love is real or not.
Girl BSF - Girl don't worry you will find someone!

by crackheadhour13 October 28, 2019

I love you

I Love You commonly used by a man to a woman just so he can get laid. it is the male ace in the hole one it comes to getting ass from a woman. Normaaly, the women fall right for this trick and give their male compainon sexual intercourse or "the bum bum sexings".

Woman: Why should we do it i don't know if we are ready yet.
Man: Honey, I love you and thats all that should matter.
Woman: Oh my god........Lets have the bum bum sexings.

by The Mclovein Is here August 30, 2007

Love

Something that I don’t believe in

“Have you ever fell in love”

“Bitch wtf is that shit”

by Melanie543 March 19, 2019

Brown hole love

Emotional attachment to the mysterious brown orifice that we all know, often because of how recreational it is.

What can brown hole love do for you?

by brown hole lover December 2, 2010

testiclees god of love

when loving a woman comes from deep within your testicles to the point of a violent explosion of sperm through the vagina as if your testicles and cock were a greek god of sex.

As my girlfriend was about to cum, I screamed, "I am testiclees god of love" just before I shot my frothy load throughout her body.

by Testiclees God of Love March 31, 2010

ever-loving-tree

your mind, your place of exsistance

you're out of your ever-loving-tree.

by Julie Sherman July 27, 2006

slovenian love makin

Two men - on all fours and facing in opposite directions - fucking each other doggy style at the same time. This act requires a double jointed meat shaft

Driving home from work the other night I caught Rick and Tony with my high beams out in the cornfield slovenian love makin....take that shit indoors you two crazy kids

by Her Majesty Acidic Piss'odor May 8, 2011