When one masturbates by retracting his foreskin all the way down, holding it with his thighs, and then using lube instead of the foreskin for the up and down motion.
Those that realize this action are refered to as "Yankeers".
Yanking off is commonly accompanied by eating big mac's and watching obese (refered to them as thick) doing obscene acts
Those that realize this action are refered to as "Yankeers".
Yanking off is commonly accompanied by eating big mac's and watching obese (refered to them as thick) doing obscene acts
Person 1: "damn, my dick is destroyed, I think I exaggerated last night."
Person 2: "what the hell did you do?"
Person 1:" I was yanking off without lube, first mistake, and then I let a mustard droplet land on my urethra, it's burning like hell."
Person 2:" maybe you should just stick to the yanking part of it"
Person 2: "what the hell did you do?"
Person 1:" I was yanking off without lube, first mistake, and then I let a mustard droplet land on my urethra, it's burning like hell."
Person 2:" maybe you should just stick to the yanking part of it"
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Thus ensuring to WAVE A FRIEND OFF TO THE COAST , as he commences his journey to the ocean , likely to emerge somewhere suitably shitty , like say, Lowestoft for example
Thus ensuring to WAVE A FRIEND OFF TO THE COAST , as he commences his journey to the ocean , likely to emerge somewhere suitably shitty , like say, Lowestoft for example
Fuck sake , I’ve got a turtles head and I’m losing the battle . I really must go and wave a friend off to the coast with some degree of urgency. If I don’t seek solace in an appropriate convenience soon, he’s going to be birthed into the gusset hammock of my Calvin’s
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phr. v. (slang, humorous, vulgar)
1. To defecate; to go to the toilet for a bowel movement.
2. To engage masturbation, until climax, into a toilet.
Etymology: Figurative and euphemistic expression popularized in late 20th-century American slang. The “kids” metaphorically represent faeces, and the “pool” the toilet bowl. Usage reflects a broader tradition of humorous circumlocutions for defecation. Modern day usage developed into a meaning for self-relief, for either healthy bowel movements or acts of self love.
phr. v. (slang, humorous, vulgar)
1. To defecate; to go to the toilet for a bowel movement.
2. To engage masturbation, until climax, into a toilet.
Etymology: Figurative and euphemistic expression popularized in late 20th-century American slang. The “kids” metaphorically represent faeces, and the “pool” the toilet bowl. Usage reflects a broader tradition of humorous circumlocutions for defecation. Modern day usage developed into a meaning for self-relief, for either healthy bowel movements or acts of self love.
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