The council of butt tables

The council of butt tables are the original founders of chairs but why not call them chairs?... cuz its boring and the council was one of the most powerful people on Earth and Neptune, one of the council members went ahead and made and country and when returned to the original council they went ahead and made the 7 world wonders and before passing away they made the pyramids to meet since their ancient power could let them travel anywhere at anytime of the day.
"Who are they?"
"They are the ones that control the world with the council of butt tables"
by Weed Smoker Chicken King November 23, 2021
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butt flagging

A golfing act, where one mate picks up the golf flag and throws it so hard it gets entrenched inside his friends ass hole
I cant believe my mom took me to go butt flagging for my birthday. My hole still hurts!
by Dickfiddler April 08, 2017
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Butt nasty hot

A weather condition where it is so hot and humid that a layer of moisture forms in between your butt cheeks.
by dtomasek March 08, 2011
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Butt band aid

Tight mini skirt that barely covers a nice ass
That ass was hot in that red butt band aid.
by Brownbear703 July 01, 2018
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Butt Cream

The cream that comes out for your asshole whenever you have a weird kind of gut disease
John do you have Butt Cream?
Yeah, it feels weird when I shit
by 01739q7e October 30, 2020
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butt cream

when your butt hole stings you need some butt cream too make the rash or cut feel better sometimes i use but cream after I cut my self with a switch blade from shaving my butt whole or after I take a huge poo.
ow my butt stings let me get my butt cream.
by but cream November 16, 2020
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Butt load

noun. pl. -s

A "butt" was a medieval unit of measure for wine or beer. Technically a butt load is 475 liters or 126 gallons, which is roughly the size of the biggest wine and beer barrels from medieval Europe.
No worries, I've ordered a butt load of beer for the party, so we'll be good.
by FowlManor March 14, 2019
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