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Land bag

Your landlord, usually an old woman, who enters your apartment without notice because she owns the place. She’s a cheap old lady who likes to stick her nose in your business. She’s will, and has, used your towels to wipe up a leak unrelated to your apartment.
“Here comes the land bag to collect the rent.”
by Faultliner May 26, 2025
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Poop Bag

Describing a person or situation you dislike.
Tamantha is such a poop bag!
by P City May 26, 2025
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Crab bagging

When someone has a bunch of pubic lice AKA crabs on their ballsack and they teabag you with it.
Damn, Aaron Carvalho was laid up with Mikey last night and he just started crab bagging him with his entire nutsack!
by dicknibbler June 8, 2025
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Saddle Bagging

When a gentleman is wearing short shorts, banana hammock, mankini or other skimpy lower wear and has each testical out each leg. Like a saddle bag on a horse or motorbike.
I'd wear my daisy dukes to the BBQ but am always Saddle Bagging 'em and it looks like two bald chicken heads gasping for air.
by Underpants man June 12, 2025
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Douche bag

A douche bag is a man who has a very high, undeserved, self esteem and confidence. Typically, douche bags also have a high opinion of their personal apperance, whether it is deserved, or not. (Inspired by Family Guy).
1. A dumb woman says "I hope I can smooch a cute Douche Bag in this night club tonight". (Source: Occupation Double, reality tv show.)

2. A douche bag will never understand that he is a douche bag. Or he will interpret as a compliment.
by Bob Gratton 69 December 1, 2022
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bag

your a bag
by csbchvzv,cvcdv,cv December 3, 2022
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moto bag

Frank got the new moto bag.
by anonymous December 4, 2022
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