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Babies

An unfortunate but common congenital disease that causes offspring to result from sexual intercourse. The condition is generally unpleasant and terminal in 100% of cases, but can be managed through behavior modification,pharmaceutical intervention, or surgical means.
Can't fuck, I got babies.
by Hellabadid August 11, 2023
mugGet the Babiesmug.

stye baby

When you get a stye in your eye, after making fun of a pregnant woman.
I made fun of the pregnant doctor and I woke up with a stye baby.
by Fancy Duck Jr. November 3, 2022
mugGet the stye babymug.

Retard baby

A baby who was conceived because the condom broke and the parents dont give a fuck about the poor kid:(
Nelly: hey is that your retard baby? Dad: yeah ill throw him off the balcony tonight so fuck off. Nelly:bro im calling cps!!!!
by Sugon69 July 27, 2022
mugGet the Retard babymug.

Baby Shark

Im going to that cool new store at the nall, itz so baby shark!
by Babysharkdododdododo June 28, 2023
mugGet the Baby Sharkmug.

baby girl? daddys home... Hello Princess. Hahahahahah.....

a meme starring sans where he stares at the viewer, saying... "baby girl? daddys home."
before taking off his shirt, revealing muscles drawn amazingly to arouse mostly women, but also gay men, he then looks at you and says "hello princess..." before showing his fangs and coming closer to you, he then gets on top of you with a manly chuckle as you put your hands on his chest, and then he reveals his big lips that he'll use to kiss you with, this has gotten a youtube series named "the daddy trilogy". it has been abandoned as of 4 months ago. (November 23rd 2023)
man i sure do love when sans says baby girl? daddys home... Hello Princess. Hahahahahah.....
by AsherK March 24, 2024
mugGet the baby girl? daddys home... Hello Princess. Hahahahahah.....mug.

Moisture Baby

A moisture baby is the off spring of a Moisture Pig or the smaller more athletic Swampy D. You can spot a moisture baby due To the fact there are usually 3-5 of them and most of them have different dads and live in a cramped apartment typically low income housing and run around like wild animals. The primary goal of a moisture baby it to become an exact duplicate of the Moisture Pig or the more athletic Swampy D.
Holy shit look at the number of moisture babies running around in the store.

My kid was attacked by a herd of moisture baby’s and almost died. Thank god he had good cardio he was able to run away, after tossing down a twinkie to distract them!
by Bshifters December 19, 2019
mugGet the Moisture Babymug.

Baby dibble

Called 999 but only got two baby dibbles instead.
by Niblonian September 19, 2020
mugGet the Baby dibblemug.

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