one eyed Dave

When you get super drunk and high and think you know everything about sports.

That guy turned into a one eyed Dave, fuck him.

by Chiefs15forlife July 27, 2023

One armed eddy

Giving someone a hand job when you have only one available hand due to the other being in a cast or sling.

After falling off that horse I was playing one armed eddy for months

by Bhutan Dan June 20, 2020

One Hitta Drums Of The This THat I Missed

One Hitta Drums Of The This THat I Missed

One Hitta Drums Of The This THat I Missed

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 01, 2025

That one sound

That one sound made by a slightly bendy sheet of any material when shaken.

Hey Jared! Check out this cool thing I found! it even makes that one sound! *woopdwoop woop woopywoop woopwoooop*

by whoopwoop May 29, 2022

One eyed whistle

I know you know what I mean. Its another word for your dick

Jenny - I'm so ready to go camping with you this weekend

Me - yea, I can't wait! Come over later and I'll show you everything lv got in my survival pack!

Jenny - ok!

...LATER AT MY PLACE...

Jenny - wow you've got something for every type of emergency in there but...

Me - yes?

Jenny - but what if you get bored? What do you do then? I didn't see anything to relieve you from boredom in there.

Me - oh, I have something for boredom but I keep it in its own special place.

Jenny - well, what is it!? Show me!

Me - Its my one eyed whistle!

Jenny - what? Lol, whats that? What do you do with it?

Me - you blow on it like a whistle

Jenny - that doesn't sound that fun..

Me - trust me its fun.

Jenny - let me see it! I wanna see how much fun it is.

Me - (whips out dick and twirls it around like a helicopter )

Jenny - OMG its so big!

...Then Jenny grabs ahold of my johnson and blows it like she's never going to see me again

The end.

by Wraptin6strings August 25, 2017

Cee-One

just that guy

ohh cee-one is just that guy

cee-one7 on snap✌🏾

by MR.TMG November 08, 2021

elita one

elita one is female auto bot and has a relationship with optimus prime

elita one also has good skills on fighting

by heeeeel0 December 19, 2024