Albino cock fight

A albino cock fight is if your having sex with a blond girl she has to punch your cock after u cum on her eyes because she can't see so it's all white. THE GIRL MUST BE WHITE AND BLONDE not to be racist

I had a amazing albino cock fight with my girlfriend last night

by anonymous December 22, 2021

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Big cock connor

When you walk in on your homie changing give him a quicky and kiss him until you draw blood

Oh shit that dude just gave devin a big cock Connor

by Papa Eli July 5, 2021

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Aden gynomerous cock

Aden is the sexiest man in the solar system with the hottest booty that is thicccccc as fuck.
Aden has a gynomerous cock

He smells like a Old Spice and you need to send him soapy picks

But Caleigh’s don’t like him 😭
Aden gynomerous cock

by Bitch boooooooy February 20, 2022

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Cock-a-doodle discus

When you spin with a discus at fast as u can and throw it as hard as u can at a babies face, let it bounce off, than catch it

Me: dude, that cock-a-doodle discus last night was so fun. It kinda turns me on too.

Stranger: who tf are you get away from me and my family

by Peefdeef May 28, 2018

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the russian cock exchange

When two Russian Men go to the middle of Moscow in broad daylight in the middle of the road cut there dicks off with a machete and hand it to each other, they then begin to fight and whoever can put the other ones dicks in there mouth first wins.

Vladimir: Sergei would you like to be apart of the Russian Cock Exchange?
Sergei: Vladimir, I thought you’d never ask.

by Thatplayer58 January 25, 2021

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