hand on cock over

a reference to your penis as a way out of getting out of a sticky conversation with someone.

"Adar I thought you were going to pick me up tonight?
" hand on cock over"

by gatorade24 November 8, 2019

Overgrown cock hair

Overgrown human that doesn’t know how to fish

Hey Luke you overgrown cock hair y can’t you ever catch any fish

by The frank eater December 28, 2019

Cock-a-doodle-poo

When the rooster days of strutting around with an unclipped beak filling up the hatcheries from banging defenseless hens are over. It's when the bachelor flocks anal pecking causes a lot more than explosive diarrhea. It's when the promiscuous days start to take their toll and the rooster begins to whoop Faecal droppings uncontrollably creating a cheap ass comedy act which causes embarrassment and feather staining.

Dr Chook: "If you're going to allow Giffer into the house, you'd have to start putting him in nappies"
Delaware: "Nappies!, why do they have chicken nappies?"
Dr Chook: "Of course they do, there's many colours to choose from. They're reusable and you can just drop the poo into your garden"
Delaware: "Great, I shall buy him nappies". "He likes to come in and lay on the couch and play fortnite, eat all our food, he even invites his canine friend Tom and they both snuggle up together in bed, at least i don't have to worry about picking up trails of droppings". "He actually entertains us with his lame jokes that all end with Cock-a-doodle-poo"
Dr Chook: "They have purple nappies with bling on sale at the Chookmedclinic if your're interested"
Delaware: "Thanks, I'll go check them out later"

by chicken diapers April 13, 2018

Cock-a-doodle discus

When you spin with a discus at fast as u can and throw it as hard as u can at a babies face, let it bounce off, than catch it

Me: dude, that cock-a-doodle discus last night was so fun. It kinda turns me on too.

Stranger: who tf are you get away from me and my family

by Peefdeef May 28, 2018

cock n roll

The lovely meeting place between getting dicked down and listening to rock n roll

I heard she enjoys a good cock n roll.

by Daddy Dachshund September 6, 2017

joggle my cock

Statement used to command one to give you a hand job.

Hey you fuckin whore,since your snatch begun gushing blood like she's catering a fuckin vampire festival ,you want my piss -pop sloshswaggle in that muthafukin peter -pit that you call a mouth, so say aahhh toots now bring your ass this way and joggle my cock! !!

by Gruff-Wite April 25, 2017

cryinass man cock

a grown ass man who whimpers and whines like a bitch.

Sherri: hey who won the baggo tournament?
Ron: Brian and nathen is already screaming he cheated.

Sherri: Great here he comes now, get ready for the cryinass man cock story.

by messy bun November 19, 2017