Crispy baby

A baby born with skin so dark, it doesn't exist on the known color spectrum

"Damn, Jay was definitely a crispy baby."

by Friccthisshenanigan May 3, 2018

baby slam

Whenever tou have sex with a pregnant woman until you hit the child

I baby slammed my wife so hard that my daughter was born blind

by King onion January 19, 2018

Wonderbread Baby

Is a teen or young adolescent who comes from a well privileged family and not brought up in a life of crime/drugs but just to be spiteful does dumb shit like going to prison and end up losing their inheritance.

Brett lamb is a total Wonderbread Baby !!

by Pookahontas January 23, 2018

Crack Baby

A kid that runs his mouth alot

Does he ever stop nope itś crack baby riley roys

by Big dong daddy January 25, 2018

baby beep

A short sexy girl named Candice sears

I love my baby beep

by Bob1970 May 3, 2018

Retirement baby

When your leaving the military service and your belly dun lopped over your belt buckle. The due date corresponds directly with the owners retirement date. AKA pot belly, beer belly, or boomer belly

My your retirement baby is looking healthy.

by Cyclotol 80/20 May 4, 2018

korean baby

Usually a fat caucasian kid with pencil thin eyelids who may or may not eat cats

Wow you look like a korean baby

by ALLAHUAKBARRRRRR February 6, 2018