Jimmy won't be going to Larry's party tonight because he's going to be home watching the batchlorette with his spawn bag.
by JoeyBomm October 06, 2021
Sorry Bob, that fleet enema in slot 18 will have to wait. Jerry and I are going on a bag and drag up to the ICU with that fat fuck in the observation unit.
by DickChainy November 07, 2020
by PhoenixWings September 11, 2010
When someone thinks they're all that and a bag of chips, but you hate them so much that don't feel they're worth being compared to something good, even with sarcasm.
by JustYourAverageTwilightZoneFan June 08, 2023
In sports, a day when multiple players are dismissed from a team, who at least symbolically - or even actually - load garbage bags with their locker belongings. A sorrowful event.
Today once again is garbage bag day, with the exodus of many preseason hopefuls who didn't survive the final cut from NFL football teams.
by Wildus Billus December 31, 2017
When a guy wipes back to front and tea bags his girlfriend/boyfriend. Also can be called a sack lunch
by Al upinnya March 09, 2024
Your landlord, usually an old woman, who enters your apartment without notice because she owns the place. She’s a cheap old lady who likes to stick her nose in your business. She’s will, and has, used your towels to wipe up a leak unrelated to your apartment.
by Faultliner May 26, 2025