A "glad bag" is defined as an organ within the human body that does not show up on MRI/CAT SCANs or x-ray, it self-destructs during happy joyous beautiful, nice, lovely glad moments in a person's life. Science and human biology find it difficult to define or explain.
"I burst her glad bag" -
"Call me Shamu because I was wet after a burst glad bag"-
"Yo my girl had me do something with her and she immediately burst her glad bag"-
"Not even a ziploc could contain her burst glad bag"-
"Call me Shamu because I was wet after a burst glad bag"-
"Yo my girl had me do something with her and she immediately burst her glad bag"-
"Not even a ziploc could contain her burst glad bag"-
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Get the Put the fries in the bag mug.1.the act of fucking a woman so many times in the ass with a condom it turns black, thats when you know you have a garbage bag!!!!
2. the act of having a woman shit in your condom and then inserting the genitalia into the GARBAGE BAG!!!!!
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1. "yeah dude i garbage bagged mary last night!", "how black was it?"
2. "i got garbage bagged last night, it was fucking terrible, didnt even see it comin"
2. "i got garbage bagged last night, it was fucking terrible, didnt even see it comin"
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“I’m going to deliver a down bad bag to some kid who has work in the morning”
“It’s three in the morning”
“that’s why it’s a down bad bag”
“It’s three in the morning”
“that’s why it’s a down bad bag”
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1: "you ever read 'bagging bitches at the horse shop'?"
2: "that can't be a real book you fucking tart"
3: "yeah it's a banger, dave turn the light on and get off"
1: "dave what the fuck, what touching my wife at parties you creep (you weirdo)"
2: "that can't be a real book you fucking tart"
3: "yeah it's a banger, dave turn the light on and get off"
1: "dave what the fuck, what touching my wife at parties you creep (you weirdo)"
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It's 20 below and Zach still refuses to sew those sleeves back on his sweatshirt...what a douche bag
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