Barone Shit

Profuse defecation within 30 minutes of eating from Fairfield University's beloved Barone cafeteria. The onset of this condition usually takes 1-2 weeks to come to full strength, which includes more frequent defecation than ingestion.

Freshman: "Dude, I ate at Barone and then barely made it back to my dorm to take a shit."

Senior: "You sir, have just experienced your first Barone Shit."

Freshman: "I eat 2 meals a day and shit 5 times a day. Something's not adding up"

by Anon@FU September 14, 2010

Shit Story

A unit of measurement used to describe the distance you fall when playing Toy Story 2 for the Nintendo 64.

"Wow, i just fell a shit story out of that tree when that toy hit me.

by Proffesor Badass June 29, 2010

Veloci Shit

A huge torpedo shit blowing out your back end that peels the paint off your walls and wakes your neighbors when it all of a sudden creeps up in the middle of the night screaming to be released!

Dude i took this huge Veloci Shit yesterday and remodled my bathroom at the same time!!

by BlakeAteYourCat July 19, 2010

Drive by shitting

A quick number 2 stop while in "transit"...usually at somebody else's place or public washroom. The sole purpose of the quick stop is to handle your "business" and bounce as soon as finished!

Drive by shitting, also drive by two'ing

I'm tired of Stephanie drive by shitting at my spot...damn she lives 5 minutes away from me! wtf!? Next time she stops by, I'll hide the toilet paper...

by S-touch August 28, 2010

shit chops

The end result of a successful dirty elvis.

Did you see Matt's mom's shit chops?... Larry must have given her a dirty elvis after taco salad night.

by Becky B. September 9, 2005

Red's shit

Typically relating to a powerful type of maryjuana.

After hitting the gravity bong, I was happy we invested in Red's Shit

by sheymis November 9, 2007

mess of shit

A large jumble of utter bullshit that doesn't make any sense.

Coined by a struggling calculus student while watching the teacher solve a second derivative problem.

It is used when looking at calculus or physics homework, or when looking at a horrible drawing.

"Let me see your calc homework mate...
oh man nevermind, that's a complete mess of shit."

"greg that drawing of garrett is a mess of shit."

by Habeeb October 16, 2007