haunch off

A verbal battle between two alpha males in order to find out who the real haunch is.

(If two people who think highly of themselves are arguing) "Woah, looks like we got a lil haunch off going"

by hsiidabjkb April 20, 2020

simp-off

When you battle to see who can turn the other into a simp first

It's a simp-off then!

by NotTheGuyYouMatchedWith April 23, 2020

Shifted off

Shifted off ; is when you fuck up or ruin the climax of your master plan.

I was so totally shifted off when ineeded a screenshot with the time and drop down, I was so excited, I was three finger swiping to fast, so the screenshot command didn't recognize/register.

by Bryn Benn April 23, 2020

Shifted off

Shifted off ; is when you fuck up or ruin the climax of your master plan.

I so totally shifted off when ineeded a screenshot with the time and drop down, I was so excited, I was three finger swiping to fast, so the screenshot command didn't recognize/register.

by Bryn Benn April 23, 2020

Get that off ya

If friend or family member is wearing a puma tracksuit and it is a disgrace you would say get that off ya

If your friend is is wearing a disgraceful clothing you would say get that off ya

by Get that off ya November 8, 2020

Take off the white gloves

To retaliate against an oppressor with little, if any, regard for them.

In order to free ourselves, we must take off the white gloves

by Heyitsj000 November 8, 2020

Jerking off onto Lucky Charms

Being at your rock bottom living in your office closet, jerking off with a limp dick and the cum lands in a pile of cereal dust that you had dropped two days ago.

Hey! Have you seen Bob lately?
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.

by Oreosgirlfriend November 8, 2020