i might get on one knee or two

they are happy for what you give them and want to give you a blowjob

"babe you can have my hoodie"
"aw babe i might get on one knee or two"

by DaVo691 November 23, 2021

The one legged pirate

When a gentleman shoots semen into one eye of a girl and covers it like a eye patch, then proceeds to kick her on the knee so she hops on one leg and says 'AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH'

Last night i gave my girlfriend 'The one legged pirate' and now I'm single.

by Nupey dupey August 22, 2022

One trip Jones

To turn oneself into a human pack mule. Carry all your grocery's and or luggage from one place to another in one trip.

Wow her hands are full she must be one trip Jonesing.

by packmule107 July 20, 2012

one man stand

One man standing alone in a room, often confused with the more awesome one night stand.

Troels had a lof on one man stands.

by Dr. Schumacher69 September 17, 2013

Hole-In-One!

During sex, handjob or masturbation, the male ejaculates into his own mouth, either accidentally or purposefully.

She jerked me off so hard last night she shot a hole-in-one!

by SoloStroker June 22, 2021

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by Adujasty343 June 13, 2025

One Cuck Man

When a man has ascended past One Cuck Boi and is a very strong thot slayer, they ascend and break their own limits, becoming the One Cuck Man.

Holy hell, that man just ascended to One Cuck Man from One Cuck Boi.

by LuciferKarmaMorningstar December 11, 2018