Septum Piercing

Badass mfers with septum piercings either have a fat cock that all the chicks want or a juicy gorrilla grip pussy that makes the boys go crazy. Most with a septum piercing have probably railed a line of coke off of the back of a toilet in a grimy dive bar stall or the pubic mons of a bad bitch. If youve got a septum piercing you definitely fuck

Male: he got a septum piercing to let people know his cock is fat

Female: she got a septum piercing because she's got a juicy pussy

by Fucking_off May 16, 2025

A pier

A group of men having a docking orgy.

" you going to Johns? He is having some guys over for a pier party"

by Mr.plums May 25, 2025

Septum piercing theory

It’s that women (maybe men as well?) with septum rings will allow and sometimes demand, that their past trauma or past adversity embody their personality. Self reflectively, they can maintain a state of perpetual victimhood which in turn allows them to maintain a state of constant and “justified” mental turmoil. They’re then allowed to make themselves the center of most conversations by explaining why their past trauma relates to seemingly benign, but ultimately offensive (because of aforementioned trauma) topics, and has led them to no longer have a positive outlook on said topic or in life.

Septum piercing theory checks out for this one.

by Traviswhiskey May 31, 2025

YOU PIECE OF SHIT

It is a harsh word people use sometimes

Guy 1: Paper shouldnt be recycled
Guy 2: YOU PIECE OF SHIT-
Guy 1: what the fuck? im making an opinion
Guy 2: dude you NEED to.
Guy 1: aight fuck you then you piece of shit.

by Titanique November 1, 2025

Parkinsons Piercing

When you get such a butched piercing job that it might as well have been done by someone who has a neurological disorder and can't sit still.

"My piercing got infected because they messed up the process."
"I see how bad that looks. Nice Parkinsons Piercing."

by MangoAphro November 2, 2025

swum pierce

the king of swumming/spores, often related to the word swum. Known to reach heights of 300m while agitated

there's a swum pierce that's playing marvel rivals by the sewage drain

by Dan0169420 November 18, 2025

Unethical piece of shit

Someone who isn't the average piece of shit

"Look at this Unethical piece of shit"

by Skull47 November 22, 2025