A figurative description of an attitude towards life, as well as your immediate and distant surroundings. When you refer to yourself or someone else 'just Jerking off and smoking Newports',, you are simply trying to convey that you/they are not letting anything current issue take their mind off themselves. It is the most self-absorbed and least constructive activity imaginable.
Once I get my pension, I am just gonna retreat to my apartment in Des Moines, and then I'm just gonna jerk off and smoke Newports until Yellowstone does us all in, THAT's my 5-year plan!
I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!
I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!
by how-young-people-talk March 31, 2020
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by AHJax April 1, 2020
Get the Plague Time Off mug.When the opponent uses the CPU players to play defense on 1 on 1's and 2 on 2's. This allows the defencemen to keep a proper gap, because the actual opponent cannot.
by dpass19 April 7, 2020
Get the Off-Puck Defense mug.To give up & exit the premises. Tyson Fury was in a sauna with Wladimir Klitschko and a few other sparring partners. Everyone around Fury and Klitschko started popping off leaving only Fury and Klitschko in the sauna.
by Justarandomfella April 10, 2020
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by the AV Flu April 11, 2020
Get the COVID Stand-off mug.To race an engine, usually out of gear, to speeds at or past the rev limiter, making the engine emit a dramatic cacophony of high RPMs, exhaust noise and parts rattling from the vibration of the engine being put to it's limits.
To run the engine at such high speeds that the vibration risks the engine coming apart catastrophically.
To race an engine to the point where the vibration loosens the nuts and bolts holding the engine together.
To push something to it's breaking point, or past it's safe working limits.
To run the engine at such high speeds that the vibration risks the engine coming apart catastrophically.
To race an engine to the point where the vibration loosens the nuts and bolts holding the engine together.
To push something to it's breaking point, or past it's safe working limits.
Jake revved the nuts off his subaru WRX until he threw a rod.
Samantha was so displeased at being cut off that she revved the nuts off her hayabusa at the next red light, while glaring at the driver that cut her off.
Did Tom rev the nuts off of my car when he borrowed it yesterday? Because it isn't running right anymore.
Samantha was so displeased at being cut off that she revved the nuts off her hayabusa at the next red light, while glaring at the driver that cut her off.
Did Tom rev the nuts off of my car when he borrowed it yesterday? Because it isn't running right anymore.
by Semi-Lucent April 15, 2020
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Booty back off is defined as aiming your booty at an opponent as a defensive action and threatening to release flatulence.
by Bear11 April 20, 2020
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