Cunt

Bella Smith Of Bangor, Maine. Age 16. Been with over 60 men including taken ones.

Bella Smith sure is a cunt.

by A fine smart ass January 30, 2018

CUNT

Verb.
Acronym for "Cat Unintentionally Ninja Texted"

When a cat slinks across a keyboard or phone and sends incoherent and/or unintended correspondence.

When a person is blaming a butt-dial on their cat.

Scenario 1
Person A receives a text from Person B saying, "astybn op"
Person A:"Did you mean to send that?"
Person B: "oops, cunt."

Scenario 2

When a cat owner returns to their keyboard and notices a bunch of random messages were sent. The cat owner sends the recipient a message before the recipient sees the messages.

Cat Owner: "cunt."

Scenario 3. A person butt dials their ex.
Person: "sorry, cunt."

Example:
"I have received several cunt messages from my friend's cat."

"My cat keeps cunting my coworkers"

by Rhyvver July 14, 2023

cunt pocket

The Vagina; usually already pre-stuffed.

"Excuse me, ma'am. I need to search your cunt pocket before you board the plane."

by DasTesseract October 14, 2016

cunt

(1) Your enemy;
(2) Your friend.

e.g (1) (spoken of a friend): "Yeah, I know that cunt. Top bloke."
e.g (2) (spoken of an enemy): "Yeah, I know that cunt..."

by MrReallyReal February 13, 2018

Cunt

A word you use on your mates when you want to throw in a quick insult.Another word for prick.

Oh shut up you stupid cunt!

by JiyanKIZ January 20, 2021

Shit cunt biscuit

For when you so pissed off you can't think of anything else to say such as fuck, shit, bitch, god damnit, etc.

Tom: when's the paper due?

Greg: 2 days from now.

Tom: oh come the fuck on! I'm at a lost for words.

Greg: have you tried shit cunt biscuit?

Tom: Ah shit cunt biscuit.

by Tardotheassmonkey May 29, 2017

CUNT

It's an acronym that means Can't Understand Normal Thinking!

She acts like a cunt when she is mad.

by AlabamieMamie June 10, 2020