CUNT

Verb.
Acronym for "Cat Unintentionally Ninja Texted"

When a cat slinks across a keyboard or phone and sends incoherent and/or unintended correspondence.

When a person is blaming a butt-dial on their cat.

Scenario 1
Person A receives a text from Person B saying, "astybn op"
Person A:"Did you mean to send that?"
Person B: "oops, cunt."

Scenario 2

When a cat owner returns to their keyboard and notices a bunch of random messages were sent. The cat owner sends the recipient a message before the recipient sees the messages.

Cat Owner: "cunt."

Scenario 3. A person butt dials their ex.
Person: "sorry, cunt."

Example:
"I have received several cunt messages from my friend's cat."

"My cat keeps cunting my coworkers"

by Rhyvver July 14, 2023

cunt pocket

The Vagina; usually already pre-stuffed.

"Excuse me, ma'am. I need to search your cunt pocket before you board the plane."

by DasTesseract October 14, 2016

Cunt

A word you use on your mates when you want to throw in a quick insult.Another word for prick.

Oh shut up you stupid cunt!

by JiyanKIZ January 20, 2021

lion cunt

Every woman that ever existed of every species

are you lying to me again cunt!? you aint nothing but a lion cunt!

by Mr. Fixzer September 6, 2022

cunt mug

a thing sometimes seen in jacksepticeye vids the design of the mug says unt and the cup handle is the c im cunt

i want to buy jacksepticeye cunt mug

by sourarcticfox November 10, 2021

Maia the sick cunt

A sexy beast that you shouldn’t let near your mother. has a fat voluptuous cock and for sure a massive sick cunt.

Maia the sick cunt is a sick cunt.

by fat penis for life November 21, 2021

CUNT

It's an acronym that means Can't Understand Normal Thinking!

She acts like a cunt when she is mad.

by AlabamieMamie June 10, 2020