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sex rain

Jamal: Man it's really coming a downpour out there.

Perkins: Hell yeah it is, it's coming a sex rain.

Jamal: What's a sex rain?

Perkins: A fucking flood
by Hanginlow December 1, 2016
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phone sex

when you set your phone to vibrate and stick it in your vag and get one of your friends to call you
why are you asking to call so much, karen? are you trying to have phone sex or some other whatnot?
by waluigistacostand64 February 4, 2019
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Sex jousting

When the man is receiving oral sex and he is about to ejaculate he then backs up almost as far as he can (still holding in the sperm) and while the man or woman is still on his/her knees with his/her mouth open the man then screams while charging at the person on the ground then he rams his cock into the mouth while releasing his sperm.
Tiffany:I want to try something different this time Jack
Jack:How about sex jousting?
Tiffany:most definently
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weak sex

Weak sex is when you don’t have enough energy to fulfill your partners needs. It’s when your dick goes limp or your pussy gets dry.
Hey wanna have some weak sex?

Why would I want weak sex?
Cause it’s the best
by Cdawgiee March 14, 2019
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Bum Sex

When some people (can be any amount) insert their penis, into someone's bum hole- can be any gender, as long as they have a bum hole
Joey: OIOI
Trevor: OIOI UR IN A GOOD MOOD TODAY INIT
Joey:YEAH JUST HAD THE BEST BUM SEX
Trevor:... with who?

Joey: ..... you?! dont u remember it was like 5 minutes ago and you went to go to the bathroom

(Pause)
(Another Trevor comes out of the bathroom)

Trevor1: YOU AGAIN?!
Trevor2: wha-?
Trevor1: I TOLD U TO STOP HAVIN BUM SEX WITH MY LAD
Trevor2: Well I did. And he likes me better init

(Both Trevors look at Joey)
1&2: WELL?!

(Joey hesistates)
(Another trevor comes out of the wardrobe)

Trevor3: OIOI!
Joey: HIM

(JOEY AND TREVOR3 RUN AWAY TOGETHER AND HAVE POOP BABIES FROM ALL THE ANAL)
by FATTESTCHODE August 19, 2019
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Wasp sex

White Anglo-Saxon Protestant sex. The most boring kind of sex there is. Missionary, 9 pm, lights off, maximum of 15 minutes.
Jade: I swear, if you keep acting like this, I'm giving you wasp sex tonight.
Ramone: Shit babe, sorry.
by Mr. Quell August 4, 2016
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ass-sex-junkie

Main Entry: ass-sex-junk·ie

Pronunciation: 'as-'seks-'j&ng-kE

Function: noun

Date: 21st century

: a) a person who derives inordinate pleasure from or who is dependent on ass-sex. b) an individual addicted to giving or receiving anal sex. c) one who likes hot-hot-poll in their tight-tight-hole, especially the rectum. d) as if they were a narcotics addict, only their drug of choice is the sweet, sweet Hershey highway.
She's not a butt-slut, she's just an ass-sex-junkie and likes anal pleasure.
by Gecko Venom December 31, 2003
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