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I love you

A phrase that I used to believe was "cringe" - not really cringe but that's the only word that comes close to how I'd describe it. A friend of mine also found the word "cringe" too, but also agreed that the word cringe didn't do it justice either. Perhaps the notion of love was what made it cringe. My friend never told anyone they loved them, but rather showed it by action. I didn't willingly ever tell anyone I loved them, but only did so because they said it first and I would've gotten yelled at if I didn't say it back.

Then one day my friend and I realised we had a crush on each other (ironically), and that was the day we both said we loved each other and finally understood that it wasn't cringe at all, but perhaps the best thing in the world to hear from someone if it's the right "someone". From that day on there hasn't been a day we haven't told each other we love them.
"I love you" isn't cringe, it's the best and hardest phrase to say in the English language, but it means the universe and beyond if you hear it from just the right someone.
by Magic kitty April 29, 2022
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more then romantic love

At this point. Sexual interecourse is the only answer
We have more then romantic love.. let's fuck
by The creppy pasta. Nic leesteer October 18, 2017
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Valentine's Love Religion

Stockholm's (Sweden) finest goth band. Started out 1999 and returned from hiatus 2009 with a really good song called Flower of Flesh.

All of the bands songs are about love or love-related. Funny footnote: the cult hit song, Zapphire, is inspired by a common alias used by asian strippers and the song Connie Loren is named after the transvestite with the same name.

Check out the band on on myspace/valentineslovereligion
Valentine's Love Religion
by Gothmikey December 30, 2009
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Cornetto Love Contest

A way of saying thanks when someone does something outrageous. Literally means "for that I will fuck you"
Dude, heres that 30 inch brass dildo you wanted.

shit man, cornetto love contest!
by Bipola July 27, 2010
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love handle muffin

This is another phrase that you may say to someone who has fat love handles around their waist that looks like a muffin top.

This phrase can also be said as a loving gesture to your significant other when you are expressing love or intimacy. Such as calling her your honey bunch, sugar plum, sweetie pie, fudgy pudgy cup of pudding, fat rodeo pig, or plumpy dumpy American creampie.
Him: "I love you so much babe! I'm going to hold onto for dear life & grab the shit out of your love handle muffins as I'm riding you like the fat rodeo pig you are!"

Her: "Ily too AGorrila! Yes! Squeeze my love handle muffins! Oink Oink!"

"Frat Rodeo" participant listening in on the other side of the door while waiting for their cue: Man this AGorrila guy comes up with some random funny shit lol
by AGorrila June 22, 2021
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loves me knot

one day bloomers lead to loveless tangles.
opium poppy blooms for one day, then it leaves a (loves me knot).People fall into relationships then think if they compromise here,bend a little there it will work, but then it doesn't.It leaves a loves me knot.
by Dr.Argues June 27, 2010
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Panda Butt Love

The love between two male pandas; The vigorous butt sex between two male pandas; A term used for frustration
George: "Damn i got an F on my math test"
Thomas: "Dude, you got Panda butt loved over that test"
or
George: "I was watching Animal Planet and saw some crazy Panda butt love"
by Da_Panda_Kr3w November 12, 2011
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