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Dick Smoking

When one dick just ain't enough!!!

Usually gay guyz that love to suck much more than one dick on any given day or night.
"Fuck!" "Your mouth smells like a dirty fuck'n urinal!"

"Yeh I've been Dick Smoking all night man!" "I can barely feel my jaw!"

"You go to Club 80?"

"Yeh man, place was crawling with dick smokes!"
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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Double Dicking

Double dicking is the action of two straight males taking a phallic object, placing it against their genitals and humping it, symbolizing the insertion of their penis into the partners penis. Because this is impossible, double dicking acts as a vessel for these sexual urges.

Double dicking is known as the ultimate male-male sexual experience.
Cassius: Hey Ip, tryna' do some double dicking?
Ip-Man: Hell yeah, grab the body pillow.
by The Drue September 18, 2012
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Cheese Dick

Someone who wears cut offs/ or tight shirts and straight billed hats/ or gels his hair. Goes to parties like a faggot and drinks mixed drinks. Of course hes wearing his extremely expensive new Jordans.
Going to a party in my tight gay shirt to show my muscles. Gelled my hair with my oakley shades. "Yea bro, i want a shot, actually just mix it with some strawberry lemonade...I'm a Cheese Dick!"
by TMONEY DSMITH October 1, 2009
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poop dick

a gay man is considered a poop dick
dude that guy is for sure a poop dick
by m4helm March 22, 2004
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dick brain

A cop who gives you a ticket when he does'nt necessarily have to... or any authorative person that gets off on his or her power.
I told the cop I didn't do anything, arrest me dick brain, so he did.
by jimppanzee April 9, 2007
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clown dick

Getting some from a chick who wears too much makeup.
"tell your mom to stop changing her lipstick, my dick is starting to look like a clown"
by Blacbeard July 28, 2005
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dick taco

A dick taco is a real silly asshole, an absurd Dickhead. or a totally useless, incompetent asshole
That meter cop is a real dick taco; he gave me a parking ticket when I was a minute late.
by Bunanator December 1, 2007
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