Dog

The best God damn animal there fricken is. Very affectionate and loves head pats, must feed treats

1: yo, i got a dog yesterday

2: for real? Im def coming over to see it later
1: alr, see you

by No.one.cares:) February 10, 2023

Dog Shit

People bad at COD

Makenzie is fucking dog shit at cod and i carry all da time

by sihskakajss December 24, 2021

Dog

The thing you fuck

Well what else does a dog do but be Mans best friend

by G00d 0l dickin69 October 5, 2019

dog

god. a thing to worship
the goodest boy, girl,...

dog spell backwards is GOD!!!!
how did i not know this before!

by fheiuowgroag bahr September 10, 2021

Dog

the best friend any hooman could ever ask for,

although they are cuddly and sweet, they love to play!

Chocolate labs called coco on Instagram @coco.the.chocolate.lab.cute are the best Dog

by cocothechoccylab September 28, 2020

mad dog shitting razor blades

When you are having a conversation with someone that continuously charges the topic to avoid the conversation.

Person 1: So please provide some evidence that can only work on a Flat Earth and wouldn't work on Globe Earth.
Person 2: ...You don't know what Dark Matter is!
Person 1: Talking to you is like a mad dog shitting razor blades! I'm out

by WozInOz May 10, 2024

Crazy dog

Somebody known for popping off when things get real. Usually a humble brother that doesnt get mad unless they have to. They don’t always get mad at unimportant stuff but when they do you don’t want to be within a mile radius of them. Gets madder than they should sometimes just because they’re tapped like that.

JD-“ yo don’t mess with that niqqa Raeshawn hes crazy dog around here”

Willy-“wym I heard he was soft”
JD-“you’ll think that till he pops off lmao”

by OldDirtyRag March 16, 2020