Your landlord, usually an old woman, who enters your apartment without notice because she owns the place. She’s a cheap old lady who likes to stick her nose in your business. She’s will, and has, used your towels to wipe up a leak unrelated to your apartment.
by Faultliner May 26, 2025
V-bagging is when a mysterious and surprising vagina appears on your face while asleep. Some V-bags are so sneaky, you will not know of it until you receive a random text of a photo while nursing your next-day-hangover.
"Dave's snoring is so bad that if I am ever going to get some beauty sleep, I must V-bag him in order to stop it!"
by Chad Michael Hugill January 01, 2014
V bag is a term used when you would want to use every swear/insult possible to describe people that think with their pants and not their head
#1: yeah me and my girl split up
#2: What why you two wee so good together
#1: She turned out to be a V bag.
#2: man tough break
#2: What why you two wee so good together
#1: She turned out to be a V bag.
#2: man tough break
by the suckmeister April 17, 2010
Jack a guy off into a condom, tie it up into a nice little package, pop that into his arse, and send him off with a pat on the bottom.
by Chaz Chesterbottom March 02, 2024
by Littlejosh1518 February 21, 2018
I gave your sister a bag whippin in her friends bed.
After a nice date at Applebee’s I took Ashley home and gave her a bag whippin on the couch.
Samantha’s vagina was sore after I gave her a bag whippin.
I hope my girl isn’t pregnant after I gave her that bag whippin last night.
After a nice date at Applebee’s I took Ashley home and gave her a bag whippin on the couch.
Samantha’s vagina was sore after I gave her a bag whippin.
I hope my girl isn’t pregnant after I gave her that bag whippin last night.
by CSchool211 November 30, 2017
John Alan used this term to refer to Kanye West after he tweeted that women being called bitches in rap is a term of endearment.
MIke: Did you hear Kanye's new album?
Dave: Ya, that recursive-circle-jerk-shit-bag is misogynistic.
Dave: Ya, that recursive-circle-jerk-shit-bag is misogynistic.
by I-am-not-the-same February 14, 2016