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balls like mashed potatoes

Is a vivid and crude way of describing severe trauma or injury to someone's testicles (potatoes), implying they have been so badly crushed or damaged that they are no longer in their normal shape or condition. This expression is used to emphasize the extent of the injury and the extreme pain associated with it.
Guy 1: Fuck he crushed his nuts on the rail!
Guy 2: I bet he has balls like mashed potatoes now!
by DaveDH June 14, 2024
mugGet the balls like mashed potatoesmug.

Driving like a cowboy

When you drive to work and someone drives like an out of control cowboy and almost kills himself and everyone around him and then you get to the red light and that asshole is there along side you !! Boy you got far !!!!
Driving like a cowboy gets you nowhere fast !!
by anonymous May 6, 2021
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Avoid it like poison ivy

To resolutely avoid something because it is perceived as highly undesirable or dangerous.
"I hate crowds and avoid it like poison ivy, especially during flu season."
by Kupid_love May 4, 2024
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went down like bobby brown

Having sex with a feminist, who removes your testicules, thus making you a homosexual, and engaging in lewd sex acts.

* no relation to singer/crackhead Bobby Brown

Comes from the song by Frank Zappa
After that dyke cut Jim's balls off, he went down like Bobby Brown, and shoved a pineapple up his ass.
by Micklwes June 19, 2008
mugGet the went down like bobby brownmug.
A random saying used to annoy someone out of sheer the sheer stupidity

May put someone in ponderment

A way of putting someone in a state of annoyance
“Cheese on a grater tastes like paper” says A

B says” would you stop it’s so annoying

CHEESE ON A GRATER TASTES LIKE PAPER
by Vexamon October 21, 2023
mugGet the Cheese on a grater tastes like papermug.

do you like wapa t wing

persong 1 : do you like wapa t wing persong 2 ; yes
by mr beebo September 27, 2020
mugGet the do you like wapa t wingmug.

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