Murphy's Law of Getting Comfortable

"You can struggle for hours to get bearably comfortable --- i.e., warm enough, free of aches, etc. --- but then just as soon as you actually DO succeed in getting comfortably 'settled in' at long last, something unavoidable will come up dat will force you to relinquish said comfy position to go and tackle some disagreeable physical activity which will cause you to get chilly again, experience more bodily pain, etc."

Two "sister" examples of Murphy's Law of Getting Comfortable would be "Murphy's Law of Falling Asleep" (i.e., you can struggle for half the night or more to fall asleep, but then immediately after you finally drift off, someone or something comes along to wake you up again) and "Murphy's Law of Personal Comfort" (i.e., however comfortable you become will be in direct inverse proportion to da comfort of others in your vicinity; for example, da nearer you sit to a heater/air-conditioning duct, da more you will block da flow of said "moderated" air, and so while YOU YOURSELF may indeed feel more-tolerably warmer/cooler, EVERYONE ELSE in da room will feel even more uncomfortable than you would have if you'd sat a more-reasonable distance from said climate-control orifice. Or if you recline your seat on a public-transportation vehicle, said tilted-backwards back-rest will encroach on da extremely-limited "personal space" in front of da passenger seated behind you).

by QuacksO February 1, 2023

get lit 21

It's a birthday party where you and you're friends sit in a room with snacks and smoke weed for someone's 21st birthday

Hey, you want to come to my get lit 21? We'll have snacks!

by Dank memes man May 13, 2018

to get frosted

to cum because you like frosted flakes so much

Hey dude want to get frosted tomorrow morning?

by shapcnbwickwbxhenw March 3, 2015

your getting me there

Somebody getting you mad/irritated they’re getting you there

Heyyy
Huh
Hey?
Huh

Bro your getting me there

by Msgunemdown July 25, 2023

getting junglewhiffed

Getting unexpectedly smacked in the face with the sudden and potent aroma of the jungle stank of unwashed genitalia.

Do you ever get junglewhiffed when you go down on someone?
I haven't had time to shower yet so I'm getting junglewhiffed every time I go to the bathroom!

by Pluto is not a Planet December 4, 2023

get Stick bugged

Opposite of Rickrolled

a website: click here to download minecraft for free

you:clicks
website:plays get Stick bugged

by Wikipedia > Dramtica March 6, 2022

Get Die

A over-simplified or less serious variation of "Kill yourself" or "Die in a Ditch"
Useful to get your point across in a short amount of time such as through texting or online videogame lobbies

Dude: Man, fuck you for using *non-meta build* in *videogame*
Bro: Get Die, idiot.

by Legeth'Drn August 3, 2022