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John Alan used this term to refer to Kanye West after he tweeted that women being called bitches in rap is a term of endearment.
MIke: Did you hear Kanye's new album?
Dave: Ya, that recursive-circle-jerk-shit-bag is misogynistic.
by I-am-not-the-same September 15, 2016
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Moving Bags of Lettuce

A phrase used to describe something that:
A) should be incredibly simple, but is instead quite complicated
B) should be easy, but instead requires immense effort
C) seems like it should take only a short while to accomplish, but instead takes exponentially longer than expected

The phrase appears to have originated from a conversation between an engineer and his sister early in 2024. The story goes that in describing his day, he was explaining a conveyor belt that he was designing. Intending to use “like” as a filler word, he said, “It’s just, like, moving bags of lettuce! It shouldn’t be so hard!” His sister, thinking he was using some new expression she had never heard, asked him to explain what he meant by, “like moving bags of lettuce.” Thus the expression was born.
My work was terribly difficult today. I felt like I was moving bags of lettuce.

Changing that tire was like moving bags of lettuce. It took three hours longer than I thought it would have.
by The Guy from Up North September 22, 2024
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black-bagged

When the police is trying to silence you and puts a black bag over you. Commonly used by China against protestors.
You better not raise a blank sheet of paper over your head if you go to China or else you'll get black-bagged and disappeared.
by Memph85 May 3, 2023
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SEA BAG

A term used by pirates for Doushbag ! or sailor talk
OH, that Sea Bag is taking me Booty !
by 1Shot Duke January 4, 2025
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fuck off bag

When one is to receive a gift of sorts (i.e a "bag") in order to shoo you away but so you still feel like your winning...

The fuck off is normally a bag of p from the bro with no strings attached to it.
Eg " Here you go my bro. Take this and I'll catch up with you later on"

Used in a sentence "chea i just gota solid fuck off bag from the bro bro in the grove"
by Niktitlemaks13 February 12, 2019
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i.t. bagging

A high-tech variation of the classic teabag. The act of surprising a viewer of a Web Cam by slowly lowering and raising your nuts into the top of the view of the camera.
When Nicky and Cole were Web chatting, Cole directed Nicky's attention to his new poster in his room and disappeared from view. As Nicky was checking out the poster, Cole snuck behind his laptop, stradled it without being seen, and began lowering and raising his nuts into the top of the camera view... I.T. Bagging Nicky.
by CDeez April 12, 2014
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hot water bag

A hot-water bottle.
by Debskelly1985 April 6, 2023
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