Chuckle Shits

When you are takin a poo and you start to laugh and the laughter aids in the departure of said poo.

whilest on the phone with my friend he said a funny excerpt from a film we had previously watched which then made me laugh which then led to the dun dun dunnnnnnnnn Chuckle Shits

by |\|00|3_|<!|_|_ August 31, 2007

hooker shit

1. a friend who is being a bitch, used in a playful manner, because if you use it seriously...you seem like an dumb ass.
2. a person who is being extremely flirty while appearing to have unclean body parts.

Beth, you hooker shit! Stop embarrasing me, haha!

Ew, look at that hooker shit all over James. You can practically see the fumes coming out of her underwear.

by Yesenia Rodriguez June 13, 2008

shit whole

Containing shit throughout; having no part that is not shit; composed strictly of tightly-bound shitecules into a matrix indistinguishable from shit.

Shit whole bitch stoled my meths!

by negutits June 22, 2014

Fish and Shits

The Brittish version of the sexual act better known as the shocker. Both the index and middle fingers are inserted into the vagina while the pinky on the same hand penetrates the anus. Two different and distinctive aromas are left on the fingers upon removal.

"My mate went Fish and Shits on that Trollop last night before he shagged her!

by Blunted McJammy January 15, 2015

Shit weasel

Jospeh Jensen

Joe is a shit weasel !

by Junior weasel October 30, 2018

Ain’t shit

Something you niggas are.

Girl- what’s up with you

Other girl- my nigga Ain’t shit

by Bhadbharibe June 2, 2019

shit fluffer

A shit fluffer is a person who takes leasure in fluffing a guy's shit. This means sexually arousing him with his or her hands, fingers, tongue, lips and penis.

That guy who is playing with that other guy's cock is a shit fluffer.

by Anonymous October 21, 2003