off bar

An event that could not of been foreseen and is very outrageous

"Man killed by huge potato falling from the the sky"

Aw Lad, bit off bar that.

by Dankest November 28, 2017

Gas Off

A Gas Off is an impromptu competition in which two parties, through a series of increasingly meta attacks on one another's sense of reality and continuity, attempt to out-gaslight one another.

The competition is over once someone safewords or admits defeat. Do not continue gaslighting after the competition is over, you will damage your friends and your friendships.

(I don't have the energy to submit an example of Gas Off, I'm sorry.)

by Vodik_VDK December 9, 2022

weirding off

to masterbate/jerk off

Dude, my girlfriend caught me weirding off!

by charlie the scorpion July 30, 2013

National Fuck Off Week

A Holiday that is about people needing to leave that person the Fuck Alone in general and it only happens in one month one week only!

Guy 1: Yo how's it going?
Guy 2: Wtf yo why you bothering me?
Guy1: dude I just came to check on you-
Guy2: it's national Fuck Off Week!
Guy1: Omg I forgot about that my Apologies...
Guy2: Hmph...

by anonymous April 21, 2021

off the good tens

the phrase “off the good tens” refers to the commonly known illicit drug; Percocet or “Percs”. the ten refers to the dosage, as 10mg is the most potent and highest dosage.

“Damn, this shit hittin’, I’m really off the good tens!”

by megletomzz April 7, 2023

Off Whack

off whack is a term used to describe something or someone that is weird or crazy

“this movie is so off whack”

“we are so off whack today”

by sigma leader December 19, 2024

hacked off

an excuse where-in a person intentionally said jacked off but attempted to cover it up with the excuse having the letter H near the letter J.

Jim: hey bro
Eric: sup bro
Jim: i heard you jacked off to Kimmy
Eric: what the hell? no!
Jim: oh shit, I meant hacked off!
Jim: y'know, cus H is near J.
Jim: Eric?
Jim: Eric?
Eric busts into Jim's apartment
Jim, in real life: FUCK

by ObamasLastName October 14, 2019